Here's one to start with:
Australian brain transplant joke
A New Zealander wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the New Zealander. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the New Zealander woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
P.S. Hope any Auzzy's or Irish people out there don't mind a little joke!
