Here's one to start with:
Australian brain transplant joke
A New Zealander wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the New Zealander. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the New Zealander woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
P.S. Hope any Auzzy's or Irish people out there don't mind a little joke!
10 comments:
my one is a bit rude.
When you walk into the room i smile.....
when you talk i laugh......
for some reason retartded people crack me up!!!
you should check out the blog!
ashymashy
Hi mr.a - man whats up hows uni have you got a new clas?!?!?!?!If its barkley they are evil but i know a few kids who go there so i shouldnt say that, so whats up, i had my first hockey tournament we came third overal.And evil pirongia took over the greenhouse so we cant do anything now really!!!every one is angry.
ashymashy
Funny! At first I didn't get how it was offensive to Aussie's but I get it now 8c)
hi mr. a man again i'm watching "friends" right now and last week i was off sick for 3 days!!!i have a tournament this weekend cool aye!!!
go to go bye!
hi aaaaaa moan just jokes!=0)
omg did you watch the rugby and netball talk about good games!our hockey tournament didn't go so well we played badly we came tied in one game and in our second game the score was 3-0 !!!so we came last out of 3 teams because the other team came 0-0 all so it was them who came 2nd boo whoo but it was so fun we hosted which means we have to bring food and share it with the other teams at lunch!we had like cupcakes and cake mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!it was so yum.
have you heard of a thing called glogger great fun search it up on google and you see the website!and if you wanna see mine look up ashymashys glogger!go to go hope the soccer was fun!
ashymashy!
Hey mr.a-maon
my holidays have been great my big mcgrath tournament went pretty well my team came 6th overall.
and i've been out with my friends it was my b-day on the 5th cool aye i got a new stick bag, lot's of $$$$$$$ =)=)=), this really soft tweddy bear (from my brother lol)i am a bit old though te he he how is uni do you get holidays like us.
i know this is random but my mum went for a reading and apparently i'm going to be a teacher when i'm older cool ha.
go ti go bye!
hi,
your so nice =p i special....."special needs"
do you know lynette shes a teacher i think at the uni
hey mr.aman havent talk to you for a while you may not get this message though but i hope you do its close to the end of the year and im greatfull schools been crazy this last term we did a project on globilisation i made a 3-d model of huntlys hydro electric power station showind all the gas and the ash ponds!it's been fun though.We have about a week left of school until x-mas holidays!The gang still do remember you we've started talking bout you alot now that its the end of the year maybe you should see if you can visit the class again?
well i have to go this comment will be pretty long.....
peace
ashymashy =P
Hi,
We are having our class party and i thought you might want to come.
Its at my house on wednesday the 17.
Txt Mr Woody to for time and address
mr.a-man unfortunately i cant cum because i'm not able to get transport home but youll see emily there!
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